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%{
/*
* Lex filter to transform plain English into Jive English.
* No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
*
* Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein and Clement Cole.
*
* Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
*/
%}
%e 1700
%p 4000
%n 700
%k 450
%a 1700
%o 1500
BW [ \t\(]
EW [ \t.,;!\?$\)]
%%
%{
void plastc()
{
unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
}
%}
@[Bb]egin(.*) |
".so ".*$ printf("%s", yytext);
{BW}send printf("%ct'row",yytext[0]);
program+ printf("honky code");
[Uu]nix printf("slow mo-fo");
UNIX printf("dat slow mo-fo");
actual printf("ak'shul");
{BW}take printf("%csnatch",yytext[0]);
{BW}took |
{BW}take[ns] printf("%csnatch'd",yytext[0]);
[Mm]exican printf("%cet-back", caseify('w'));
[Ii]talian printf("%creaser", caseify('g'));
{BW}big{EW} { printf("%cbig ass",yytext[0]);plastc();}
fool printf("honkyfool");
modem printf("doodad");
{BW}he{EW} { printf("%cmah' man he",yytext[0]);plastc();}
"e the"{EW} |
"a the"{EW} |
"t the"{EW} |
"d the"{EW} { printf("%c da damn", yytext[0]);plastc();}
wife |
woman printf("mama");
girl printf("goat");
something printf("sump'n");
{BW}lie printf("%chonky jive",yytext[0]);
-o- printf("-on rebound-");
[a-z]"." { printf("%s", yytext);expletive();}
! printf(". Right On!");
[Ss]ure printf("%cho'", yytext[0]);
get printf("git");
"will have"{EW} |
"will"{EW} |
"got to"{EW} { printf("gots'ta");plastc();}
"I am" printf("I's gots'ta be");
"aren't" |
"am not" |
"have not" |
"is not" |
"are not" printf("ain't");
{BW}see{EW} { printf("%csee's",yytext[0]);plastc();}
{BW}are{EW} { printf("%cis",yytext[0]);plastc();}
{BW}hat{EW} { printf("%cfedora",yytext[0]);plastc();}
{BW}shoe printf("%ckicker",yytext[0]);
{BW}"have to"{EW} |
{BW}has{EW} { printf("%cgots'ta",yytext[0]);plastc();}
have printf("gots'");
{BW}go{EW} |
{BW}"come over"{EW} |
{BW}come{EW} { printf("%cmosey on down",yytext[0]);plastc();}
buy printf("steal");
{BW}car{EW} { printf("%cwheels",yytext[0]);plastc();}
drive printf("roll");
{BW}food printf("%ccatfish an' colluhd greens",yytext[0]);
{BW}eat{EW} { printf("%cfeed da bud",yytext[0]);plastc();}
drink printf("guzzle");
black |
negro printf("brother");
white printf("honky");
nigger printf("gentleman");
nice printf("supa' fine");
{BW}person printf("%csucka'",yytext[0]);
[Pp]eople printf("%cucka's", caseify('s'));
{BW}thing thing(yytext[0]);
house{EW} { printf("crib");plastc();}
home printf("plantation");
name printf("dojigger");
{BW}path printf("%calley",yytext[0]);
[Cc]omputer printf("%clunker", yytext[0]);
or printf("o'");
president printf("super-dude");
"prime minister" printf("prahm mistah");
government printf("guv'ment");
knew printf("knowed");
[Bb]ecause printf("'%cuz", caseify('c'));
[Yy]our printf("%co'", yytext[0]);
[Ff]our printf("%coe", yytext[0]);
got printf("gots");
young printf("yung");
you printf("ya'");
You printf("You's");
first printf("fust");
police printf("honky pigs");
{BW}string printf("%cchittlin'",yytext[0]);
{BW}read printf("%ceyeball",yytext[0]);
write printf("scribble");
think{EW} { printf("thin'");plastc();}
with printf("wif");
other printf("uthu'");
[Tt]hr printf("%c'r", yytext[0]);
[Tt]h printf("%c", caseify('d'));
ing printf("in'");
{BW}a{EW} { printf("%csome",yytext[0]);plastc();}
{BW}to{EW} { printf("%ct'",yytext[0]);
if(yytext[yyleng-1]!=' ')
plastc();
}
tion printf("shun");
[Aa]lmost printf("%cos'", caseify('m'));
from printf("fum");
[Yy]"ou're" printf("%couse", yytext[0]);
alright |
okay printf("coo'");
[Aa]nd printf("%cn'", yytext[0]);
known printf("knode");
want printf("wants'");
beat printf("whup'ed");
ile printf("ah'l");
er{EW} { printf("uh");plastc();}
[a-z]sti printf("%cs'i", yytext[0]);
tute printf("toot");
exp printf("'sp");
exs |
exc printf("'s");
{BW}ex printf("%c'es",yytext[0]);
[ae]ct{EW} { printf("%cc'", yytext[0]); plastc(); }
like printf("likes");
done |
did printf("dun did");
"kind of" printf("kind'a");
women printf("honky chicks");
{BW}man{EW} { printf("%cdude",yytext[0]);plastc();}
{BW}men{EW} |
{BW}mens{EW} { printf("%cdudes",yytext[0]);plastc();}
injured printf("hosed");
killed |
dead printf("wasted");
good printf("baaaad");
open{EW} { printf("jimmey");plastc();}
opened{EW} { printf("jimmey'd");plastc();}
{BW}very printf("%creal",yytext[0]);
per printf("puh'");
oar printf("o'");
{BW}can printf("%ckin",yytext[0]);
{BW}just{EW} { printf("%cplum",yytext[0]);plastc();}
[Dd]etroit printf("Mo-town");
[Ww]"estern "[Ee]"lectric" printf("da' cave");
{BW}believe printf("%crecon'",yytext[0]);
[Ii]"ndianapolis" printf("Nap-town");
Daniel |
Dan printf("Liva' Lips");
Reagan printf("Kingfish");
Ronald{EW} |
Ron{EW} { printf("Rolo");plastc();}
John printf("Rastus");
Jim printf("Bo-Jangles");
pontiff |
pope printf("wiz'");
[Pp]ravda printf("dat commie rag");
broken printf("bugger'd");
strange{EW} { printf("funky");plastc();}
dance{EW} { printf("boogy");plastc();}
ask printf("ax'");
{BW}so{EW} { printf("%cso's",yytext[0]);plastc();}
heard printf("'hoid");
head printf("'haid");
boss printf("main man");
money printf("bre'd");
[a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
printf("%s dig dis:",yytext);
}
amateur printf("begina'");
radio printf("transista'");
{BW}of{EW} { printf("%cuh",yytext[0]);plastc();}
which |
what printf("whut");
"don't" printf("doan'");
does printf("duz");
{BW}was{EW} |
{BW}were{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]);plastc();}
{BW}understand printf("%cdig",yytext[0]);
{BW}my printf("%cmah'",yytext[0]);
again |
against printf("agin'");
{BW}[Ii]{EW} { printf("%cah'",yytext[0]);plastc();}
meta printf("meta-fuckin'");
cally printf("c'l");
%%
caseify(c)
char c;
{
if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
return (c - ' ');
else
return (c);
}
thing(c)
char c;
{
static short count = 0;
putchar(c);
switch (count++ % 4) {
case 0: case 2:
printf("thang");
break;
case 1:
printf("doohickey");
break;
case 3:
printf("wahtahmellun");
break;
}
}
expletive()
{
static short count = 0;
static short which = 0;
if (count++ % 4 == 0) {
switch (which++ % 5) {
case 0: printf(" What it is, Mama!"); break;
case 1: printf(" Ya' know?"); break;
case 2: printf(" Sheeeiit."); break;
case 3: printf(" Ya' dig?"); break;
case 4: printf(" Git down!"); break;
}
}
}
/*
* Bugs:
*
* If a sentence starts with a keyword it doan' get converted, or:
* it do, but gets a leading space
*/
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