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Creator: Anthony Thyssen
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Email: anthony@cit.gu.edu.au
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Date: Sat Dec 26 15:22:45 1998
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name Tunnel under wall
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If you can get me out of here, I can
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make it worth your while, sweety.
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Pity, we could have some fun.
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Hey honey want a good time?
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I am innocent I tell ye! Innocent!
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I don't know how that lady's purse
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ended up in my pocket! I was framed!
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Wise guy ha! Well Phooey to you too.
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@match murder|husband|murdering
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Just because I was holding a bloody
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knife above my husbands body.
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But it was that troll that came out of
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the cellar that did it. Not me!
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@match troll|it|celler
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Argghh, My poor husband. Boo hooo....
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They accuse me of murdering my husband!
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name goggle eyed guard
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This post has become the most sort
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after post amongst the guards. It
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has the best view in the prison!
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Give her cloths, and spoil the view!
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Yes can't you see the great looking
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lass across the corridor. Such long
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I won this post from the other guards
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in a game. Now go away and let me watch
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No visitors allowed.
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@match prisoner|goblin
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I just don't know where he went, so I
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opened the cell door but could not find
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@match escape|esacped|unhappy|sad
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I going to be boiled in oil for
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letting that goblin get away.
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I only nodded of for a minute, and
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the goblin prisoner escaped!
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The prison gaurd shouts at you..
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Move it will you, you are blocking my
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The prison guard gets angry and yells..
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Will you get out of the way
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The guard shakes his halbard at you..
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Watch it will you! I can't see with you
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Oh no you are leaving muddy foot prints
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all over the floor. And after all my
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@match poem|cleric|eric|Eric
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A priestly young person called Eric,
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Whilst practising to be a cleric,
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Misspelt his god's name,
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'twas really a shame,
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And thus ended Eric, the cleric.
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I torment the prisoners!
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Like Eric in the cell right here!
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Yes we have it full of captured
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monsters which infest the city.
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Something should be done.
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The courtyard is dangerous -- no entry!
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Now let me get on with my job.
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Bar tender can I have another?
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name sailor with a black eye
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I'm innocent I tell ye.
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I was a bystander of the fight in Gorks!
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name Eric the Cleric
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I'm Eric and I and I used to be a Cleric.
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Yes I graffitied on the `Street of Gods'
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signpost and now I am a prisoner here.
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Of both men and my god! The guard there
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torments me with a poem, and my god
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stripped me of my powers. (looks sad)
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@match poem|stripped|powers
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Ask the guard about that, I am sure he'll
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repeat the poem about my demise again.
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And again. And again...
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Against my god for stripping me of my
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clerical powers. It was only a little
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Arrgghhh! Just ask the guard for the
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poem! I only misspelt my gods name!
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@match god|gods|street|sign|signpost|graffiti|graffitied
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Go see for yourself. They couldn't have
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erased my message from the signpost for
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the Street of the Gods (grin).
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It was my little revenge.
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I've been a bad boy. (grin)
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name Manicled Prisoner on bed
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@match what|prisoner|goblin|when
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When the guard fell asleep at his post,
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the prisoner escaped.
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@match escaped|escape|how|tunnel
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He dug a tunnel under his bed!
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Goblins are great tunnelers you know.
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Probably left for Goblin Isle.
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Yes that is where he said he lived.
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Also said that it was full of treasure.
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@match where|treasure
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You can get to Goblin Isle via Port
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Jophef. Just go down his tunnel and
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follow his escape route.
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I saw what happened to the goblin
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name Sailor with a pegleg
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That was the best fight I have ever
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seen in Gorks Tavern. I'll love to do
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I was hit on the head by a flying
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bottle in Gork's Tavern. Next thing I
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knew I was here in jail
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I was caught in a fight in Gorks Tavern.
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What an experience that was! I wonder
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what other things this town has to offer.
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slaying ../misc/prison
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slaying ../misc/prison
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@match yes|clothes|dress
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Oh thank you. Please give them to me.
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Oh you are just as mean as the prison
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They won't give me any clothes either.
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And I hear the post accross the
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corridor has become a most prized job
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@match streaking|arrested|naked
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I had to run from my home in the middle
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of the night, as band of orc's crashed
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though the bedroom door!
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@match home|where|address|name
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I'm Alfalfa, and I live, or used to
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live at, Number 5, Giant's Tower Lane.
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Oh please get rid of those horrible
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Orc's and I'll give you a Merchants
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@match gate|pass|merchant
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Just go to the furthest corner from the
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door and dug into the wall and you will
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I was arrested for streaking.
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Do you have any spare clothes?