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Date: Wed Jan 27 18:57:19 1999
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This place is a hole-in-the-wall! The
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tables are filthy, it's noisy, and a
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faint reek can be smelled... but it
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seems a hangout for old sailors.
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Har Har HAR!! Good joke, me laddie!
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Howz 'bout s'nother drink, eh?
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Ah, so you'd like t' hear me spin an
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ol' yarn... It's been 60 years ago, but
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once One-eyed Jack sailed these shores.
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Yes, a fiesty wart was he. He robbed
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one too many, and soon all was tryin'
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to sink him. They almost caught him,
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but the wily fart slipped into t' fog.
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Har! But too close to t' shore he
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sailed and his ship smashed on the
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rocks. Some say it was in t' south
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beach near the scummy landfill.
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Thar's old pirates & bold pirates,
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but few old & bold pirates. heh.