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"What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!"
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The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked
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over them about the room; then she put them up and
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looked out under them. She seldom or never looked
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THROUGH them for so small a thing as a boy; they were
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her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built
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for "style," not service -- she could have seen through
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a pair of stove-lids just as well. She looked perplexed
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for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still
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loud enough for the furniture to hear:
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"Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll --"
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She did not finish, for by this time she was bending
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down and punching under the bed with the broom,
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and so she needed breath to punctuate the punches
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with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
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"I never did see the beat of that boy!"
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She went to the open door and stood in it and looked
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out among the tomato vines and "jimpson" weeds that
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constituted the garden. No Tom. So she lifted up
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her voice at an angle calculated for distance and
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There was a slight noise behind her and she turned
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just in time to seize a small boy by the slack of his
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roundabout and arrest his flight.
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"There! I might 'a' thought of that closet. What
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you been doing in there?"
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"Nothing! Look at your hands. And look at
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your mouth. What IS that truck?"
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"Well, I know. It's jam -- that's what it is. Forty
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times I've said if you didn't let that jam alone I'd skin
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you. Hand me that switch."
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The switch hovered in the air -- the peril was des-
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"My! Look behind you, aunt!"
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The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts
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out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled
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up the high board-fence, and disappeared over it.
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His aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then
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broke into a gentle laugh.
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"Hang the boy, can't I never learn anything? Ain't
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he played me tricks enough like that for me to be look-
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ing out for him by this time? But old fools is the big-
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gest fools there is. Can't learn an old dog new tricks,
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as the saying is. But my goodness, he never plays
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them alike, two days, and how is a body to know what's
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coming? He 'pears to know just how long he can
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torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows
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if he can make out to put me off for a minute or make
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me laugh, it's all down again and I can't hit him a lick.
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I ain't doing my duty by that boy, and that's the Lord's
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truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the
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child, as the Good Book says. I'm a laying up sin and
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suffering for us both, I know. He's full of the Old
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Scratch, but laws-a-me! he's my own dead sister's boy,
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poor thing, and I ain't got the heart to lash him, some-
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how. Every time I let him off, my conscience does
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hurt me so, and every time I hit him my old heart most
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breaks. Well-a-well, man that is born of woman is of
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few days and full of trouble, as the Scripture says, and
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I reckon it's so. He'll play hookey this evening, * and
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[* Southwestern for "afternoon"]
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I'll just be obleeged to make him work, to-morrow, to
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punish him. It's mighty hard to make him work
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Saturdays, when all the boys is having holiday, but he
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hates work more than he hates anything else, and I've
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GOT to do some of my duty by him, or I'll be the ruination