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  • Committer: Package Import Robot
  • Author(s): Jeremy Malcolm
  • Date: 2012-04-03 21:58:28 UTC
  • mfrom: (3.1.11 sid)
  • Revision ID: package-import@ubuntu.com-20120403215828-6mik0tzug5na93la
Tags: 0.99.1-2
http://bugs.debian.org/668767
* Removes logfiles on purge (Closes: #668767)
* Reverted location of installed files back to /usr/lib/gozerbot.

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build/lib/gplugs/shakespear.py
 
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# plugs/shakespear.py
 
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""" uses the random lib """
 
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__copyright__ = 'this file is in the public domain'
 
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__revision__ = '$Id: shakespeare.py 517 2006-12-21 05:00:00Z deck $'
 
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from gozerbot.generic import handle_exception
 
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from gozerbot.commands import cmnds
 
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from gozerbot.examples import examples
 
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from gozerbot.plughelp import plughelp
 
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from gozerbot.tests import tests
 
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import re, random
 
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plughelp.add('shakespear', 'display a shakespearean insult')
 
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set_a=["Away I say",
 
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       "Bathe thyself",
 
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       "Be not deaf",
 
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       "Behold thy mirror",
 
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       "Beware my sting",
 
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       "Clean thine ears",
 
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       "Drink up eisel",
 
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       "Eat a crododile",
 
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       "Eat my knickers",
 
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       "Fie upon thee",
 
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       "Forsooth say I",
 
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       "Get thee gone",
 
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       "Get thee hence",
 
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       "Grow unsightly warts",
 
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       "Hear me now",
 
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       "Hear this pox alert",
 
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       "I'll see thee hang'd",
 
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       "Kiss my codpiece",
 
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       "Lead apes in hell",
 
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       "Methinks you stinks",
 
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       "My finger in thine eye",
 
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       ">>Phui<< I say",
 
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       "Remove thine ass hence",
 
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       "Resign not thy day gig",
 
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       "Sit thee on a spit",
 
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       "Sorrow on thee",
 
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       "Swim with leeches",
 
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       "Thou dost intrude",
 
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       "Thy mother wears armor",
 
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       "Trip on thy sword",
 
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       "Tune thy lute",
 
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       "Why, how now putz",
 
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       "Wipe thy ugly face"]
 
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set_b=["artless",
 
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       "bawdy",
 
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       "beslubbering",
 
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       "bootless",
 
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       "cankerous",
 
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       "churlish",
 
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       "cockered",
 
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       "clouted",
 
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       "craven",
 
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       "currish",
 
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       "dankish",
 
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       "dissembling",
 
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       "droning",
 
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       "errant",
 
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       "fawning",
 
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       "fobbing",
 
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       "fool-born",
 
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       "froward",
 
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       "frothy",
 
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       "gleeking",
 
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       "goatish",
 
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       "gorbellied",
 
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       "ill-nurtured",
 
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       "impertinent",
 
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       "incestuous",
 
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       "incurable",
 
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       "infectious",
 
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       "jarring",
 
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       "loggerheaded",
 
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       "lumpish",
 
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       "loutish",
 
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       "mammering",
 
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       "mangled",
 
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       "mewling",
 
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       "paunchy",
 
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       "pribbling",
 
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       "puking",
 
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       "puny",
 
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       "qualling",
 
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       "rank",
 
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       "reeky",
 
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       "roguish",
 
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       "rump-fed",
 
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       "ruttish",
 
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       "saucy",
 
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       "spleeny",
 
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       "spongy",
 
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       "surly",
 
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       "tardy-gaited",
 
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       "tottering",
 
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       "unmuzzled",
 
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       "vain",
 
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       "venomed",
 
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       "warped",
 
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       "wayward",
 
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       "weedy",
 
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       "whoreson",
 
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       "wretched",
 
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       "yeasty"]
 
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set_c=["addlepated",
 
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       "base-court",
 
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       "bat-fowling",
 
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       "beef-witted",
 
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       "beetle-headed",
 
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       "boil-brained",
 
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       "clapper-clawed",
 
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       "clay-brained",
 
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       "codpiece-sniffing",
 
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       "common-kissing",
 
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       "crook-pated",
 
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       "dismal-dreaming",
 
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       "dizzy-eyed",
 
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       "doghearted",
 
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       "dread-bolted",
 
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       "earth-vexing",
 
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       "elf-skinned",
 
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       "fat-kidneyed",
 
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       "fen-sucked",
 
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       "flap-mouthed",
 
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       "fly-bitten",
 
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       "folly-fallen",
 
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       "fool-born",
 
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       "foul-practicing",
 
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       "full-gorged",
 
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       "guts-griping",
 
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       "half-faced",
 
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       "hasty-witted",
 
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       "hedge-born",
 
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       "hell-hated",
 
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       "idle-headed",
 
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       "ill-breeding",
 
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       "ill-nurtured",
 
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       "knotty-pated",
 
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       "mad-brained",
 
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       "milk-livered",
 
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       "motley-minded",
 
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       "onion-eyed",
 
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       "plume-plucked",
 
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       "pottle-deep",
 
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       "pox-marked",
 
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       "reeling-ripe",
 
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       "rough-hewn",
 
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       "rude-growing",
 
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       "rump-fed",
 
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       "shard-borne",
 
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       "sheep-biting",
 
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       "spur-galled",
 
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       "swag-bellied",
 
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       "tardy-gaited",
 
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       "tickle-brained",
 
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       "toad-spotted",
 
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       "unchin-snouted",
 
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       "weather-bitten"]
 
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set_d=["apple-john",
 
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       "baggage",
 
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       "barnacle",
 
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       "bladder",
 
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       "boar-pig",
 
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       "bugbear",
 
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       "bum-bailey",
 
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       "canker-blossom",
 
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       "clack-dish",
 
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       "clotpole",
 
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       "coxcomb",
 
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       "codpiece",
 
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       "death-token",
 
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       "dewberry",
 
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       "dotard",
 
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       "flap-dragon",
 
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       "flax-wench",
 
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       "flea",
 
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       "flirt-gill",
 
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       "foot-licker",
 
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       "fustilarian",
 
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       "giglet",
 
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       "gudgeon",
 
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       "haggard",
 
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       "harpy",
 
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       "hedge-pig",
 
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       "horn-beast",
 
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       "hugger-mugger",
 
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       "jolthead",
 
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       "knave",
 
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       "lewdster",
 
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       "lout",
 
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       "maggot-pie",
 
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       "malt-worm",
 
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       "mammet",
 
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       "measle",
 
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       "minnow",
 
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       "miscreant",
 
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       "moldwarp",
 
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       "mumble-news",
 
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       "nit",
 
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       "nut-hook",
 
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       "pigeon-egg",
 
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       "pignut",
 
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       "pumpion",
 
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       "puttock",
 
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       "ratsbane",
 
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       "rudesby",
 
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       "scut",
 
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       "skainsmate",
 
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       "strumpet",
 
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       "varlot",
 
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       "vassal",
 
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       "wagtail",
 
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       "water-fly",
 
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       "whey-face",
 
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       "winter-cricket"]
 
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def handle_insult(bot, ievent):
 
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    ievent.reply(random.choice(set_a)+" "+random.choice(set_b)+" "+random.choice(set_c)+" "+random.choice(set_d))
 
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cmnds.add('insult', handle_insult, 'USER')
 
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examples.add('insult', 'show a shakespearean insult', 'insult')
 
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tests.add('insult')