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print "What do you do?"
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print why, "You are dead, nice work."
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raw_input("Hit ENTER for next level.")
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print "You wake up in a room with no doors."
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print "There are high windows dimly lighting the room, but they're way out of reach."
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print "Your ears hurt for some reason, so you won't be shouting. No CAPS or Shift letters."
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print "You should probably poke around a bit."
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input = raw_input("> ")
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if "look" in input or "bearings" in input or "poke" in input:
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print "You see the ceiling, the floor and four walls: one to the North, South, East, and West."
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elif "north" in input and roominfo == 1:
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print "There is a small crack in the north wall. Daylight streams through."
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elif "south" in input and roominfo == 1:
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print "There's nothing there."
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elif "east" in input and shovelget == 0 and roominfo == 1:
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print "You see a shovel. You take it."
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elif "east" in input and shovelget == 1 and roominfo == 1:
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print "There's nothing there. You've already taken the shovel."
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elif "west" in input and roominfo == 1:
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print "There's nothing there."
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elif "dig" in input and shovelget == 1 and roominfo == 1:
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print "You begin digging into the soft dirt floor."
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elif "dig" in input and shovelget == 0 and roominfo == 1:
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print "You try digging, but your hands soon grow tired."
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elif "crack" in input and shovelget == 0 and roominfo == 1:
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print "Your soft puny fingers do nothing to the crack in the wall."
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elif "crack" in input and shovelget ==1 and shovelcrack == 0 and roominfo == 1:
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print "You pry the shovel into the crack, hoping to widen it."
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print "Instead, your shovel begins to splinter under the strain. You better not do that again."
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elif "crack" in input and shovelget ==1 and shovelcrack == 1 and roominfo == 1:
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print "You foolishly try again, and your shovel breaks into several pieces."
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dead("Your only tool rendered useless, you slowly starve to death in the room.")
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elif "floor" in input and roominfo == 1:
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print "The floor is made of dirt. It looks soft."
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elif "ceiling" in input and roominfo == 1:
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print "Man, that's high."
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print "You waste some time doing that. No help."
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print "You continue digging down until you feel the dirt begin to give way underneath you."
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print "The ground collapses and you end up in an underground lair of some sort."
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print "It's dark, but you can see enough to make out dim shapes."
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input = raw_input("> ")
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if "look" in input or "poke" in input:
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print "You see numerous round shapes scattered around you."
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elif "shapes" in input and moleinfo == 0:
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print "Upon further investigation, you discover that the shapes are actually giant mole rats: 10 of them, at least."
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print "You realize you're in an enormous lair. There seems to be a tunnel that leads away to your left."
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print "They seem to be stirring slightly."
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print "You can leave, wake them, kill a few, destroy them all in a murderous rage, or get creative (you still have a shovel)."
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elif "shapes" in input and moleinfo == 1:
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print "The shapes are giant mole rats."
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elif "get" in input or "creative" in input and moleinfo == 1:
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print "You gotta walk the walk, you can't just talk the talk."
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elif "shovel" in input and moleinfo == 1:
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print "What do you want to do with it?"
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elif "dig" in input and moleinfo == 1:
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print "You try and put yourself as far away from this place as possible."
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print "Putting shovel to dirt like never done before, you continue your excavation down."
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print "You exit the lair."
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elif ("run" in input or "leave" in input or "tunnel" in input) and moleinfo == 1 and molesalive > 0 and molesleep == 1:
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print "You carefully pick your path through the lair."
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print "Unfortunately your shovel wakes up one of the smaller ones you hadn't seen."
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print "Snarling angrily, the small mole rat confronts you."
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print "Do you kill it, or do you run?"
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input = raw_input("> ")
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print "You kill the mole rat with a quick smash to its head before it can wake the others."
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print "None of the other mole rats wake up, and with a sigh of relief, you exit the lair."
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print "You try and run. The smaller mole rat starts screaming, alerting the others to your intrusion."
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print "In the dark, you are at a severe disadvantage, slowly feeling your way through the tunnel."
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print "By now the entire lair is awake and, with the home turf advantage, quickly catch up to you."
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print "Two of the largest freaks of nature, more dog sized than rat, bring you to the ground."
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dead("You are eviscerated and consumed with agonizing inefficiency.")
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print "That doesn't help your situation."
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elif ("run" in input or "leave" in input or "tunnel" in input) and moleinfo ==1 and molesalive == 0:
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print "You walk towards the tunnel, stepping over the sad carcasses hewn apart in your rage."
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print "You are able to wipe the blood off your shovel, but you will never be able to wipe it off your soul."
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print "You exit the lair."
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elif "kill" in input and moleinfo == 1 and molesalive > 0:
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print "You grip your shovel with tenacity. You find the biggest, meanest looking mole rat you can."
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print "With one deft stomp on your shovel, you cleanly separate the mole rat's head from the body."
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molesalive = molesalive - 1
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elif ("destroy" in input or "kill" in input) and moleinfo == 1 and molesalive == 0:
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print "You've already killed them all."
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elif "destroy" in input and moleinfo == 1 and molesalive >= 2:
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print "You systematically destroy the rest of the mole rats. Males, females, adults, adolescents, infants."
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print "You murder them all."
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elif "wake" in input or "taunt" in input or "say" in input and moleinfo == 1 and molesleep == 1 and molesalive > 1:
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print "The moles wake up and are instantly in attack mode. They are angry, but do not move. Yet."
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elif ("kill" in input or "destroy" in input) and moleinfo ==1 and molesleep == 0 and molesalive > 0:
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print "You bravely swing your shovel, but in the darkness, it is no good."
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print " More come from the shadows previously unseen. They easily dodge your attacks and surround you."
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dead("You are overcome by vicious mole rats.")
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elif ("run" in input or "leave" in input or "tunnel" in input) and moleinfo == 1 and molesleep == 0 and molesalive > 0:
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print "You hear growls and snarls all around you, but, in a panic, you manage to find your way over to the edge of the lair."
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print "You slowly back away down the tunnel, constantly facing the underground monsters. They let you go."
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print "You exit the lair."
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print "You waste some time doing that. No help."
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print "You stumble out into a forest grotto, blinded by the light."
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print "In your blindness, you trip over a root and crash into some sort of sticky, net-like material."
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print "You hear the sound of your shovel clattering out of reach."
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print "Your eyes adjust to the light, and you finally see what's got you caught."
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raw_input("Oh, god, WHAT...>")
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print "A king-size spider web, Shelob-style."
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raw_input("Jeebus...")
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print "You feel fully rested and have totally regained your strength."
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print "Now is your chance."
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print "You're exhausted and weak, but you don't want to be around when your lovely host gets back."
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timelist = ['There\'s a bit of time left.', 'There\'s a bit of time left.', 'You should get a move on.', 'You should really get a move on.', 'Time\'s pretty much up.']
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print "You wasted too much time. Shelob has come back home, and she looks hungry."
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print "You regret every decision you've ever made."
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dead("Shelob's bite injects baby spiders into your face as well as a poison that liquifies you into baby spider-food. Yum.")
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input = raw_input("> ")
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if ("run" in input or "escape" in input or "leave" in input or "struggle" in input) and rest < 2:
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print "You struggle in your trap with no results other than exhausting yourself further."
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print "That was not a good idea. Time is precious."
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elif ("run" in input or "escape" in input or "leave" in input or "struggle" in input) and rest == 2:
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print "Your resting has paid off. Your new found strength allows you to escape the web."
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print "With one eye ahead and one eye over your shoulder, you leave the grotto."
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elif ("rest" in input or "wait" in input or "sleep" in input or "heal" in input) and rest < 2:
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print "You resolve to lie there for a bit longer. Over time, you feel a bit more rejuvenated."
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print "Time is precious."
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elif ("rest" in input or "wait" in input or "sleep" in input or "heal" in input) and rest >= 2:
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print "You are already fully rested. This wasted time could cost you."
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print "That's not the thing to do here. You're wasting time."
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print "Time is precious."
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print "Digging deeper into the earth, you eventually discover a large tunnel."
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print "An old mine. Abandoned by the looks of it."
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print "Down to your left, you hear nothing but silence. Up to your right, you hear soft muffled sounds."
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input = raw_input("> ")
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print "You head down to the left. The way your day has gone, silence is more promising than whatever was making those sounds."
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print "After traveling for some time, you begin to notice ambient light levels increasing."
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print "You must be getting close to the entrance!"
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print "You come across a stone-carved bridge crossing a deep pool."
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print "The bridge is just as old as the mine, and just as decrepit. A bit crumbles off into the water."
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print "The water is crystal clear, which means you should be able to see the bottom. You don't. It's unbelievably deep."
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print "You'll only have one chance to get across safely."
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input = raw_input("> ")
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if "bridge" in input or "stone" in input:
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print "You decide on the bridge. Step by step, you slowly make your way over the water. Deep down, you see what looks to be an eye blink."
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print "Good thing you didn't go that way."
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raw_input("No kidding...>")
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print "Just as you step off on the other side, the entire bridge crumbles into the water below."
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print "You exit the mine."
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elif "water" in input or "pool" in input:
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print "You decide on the pool. If you were to fall off the bridge, you'd only be getting wet anyway."
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print "Better to avoid as many opportunities for injury as possible."
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raw_input("Sure...>")
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print "You slip in and begin moving to the other side. Something brushes your leg."
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print "You look down, and see nothing. Adrenaline spiking, you start thrashing to get to shore."
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print "An enormous tentacle grabs hold of you and drags you down."
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print "Struggling only hastens oxygen deprivation. In your last moments of lucidity, you stare into an eye the size of a house."
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dead("You are eaten by Cthulhu.")
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print "Not a good idea. Try again."
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elif "right" in input:
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print "You head up to the right. In a mine, up means out, right?"
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raw_input("Right...>")
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print "The muffled sounds are getting louder. You round the corner and discover their source."
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print "A pack of bears are slowly waking up. They seem to have just emerged from hibernation."
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print "'But bears don't hibernate in packs' you say. You're wrong. They do in 'The Adventure.'"
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print "They notice you, and boy, do they look hungry."
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print "Time is short."
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input = raw_input("> ")
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dead("The bears slaughter you.")
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if "run" in input or "escape" in input or "leave" in input:
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print "You book it. Your skills at shovel-murder are utterly irrelevant here."
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print "The bears try and pursue, but having not eaten in months and suffering the worst recorded case of the Mondays ever, they fall behind."
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print "You exit the mine."
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elif "fight" in input or "kill" in input or "shovel" in input:
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print "Bears be damned, you just slaughtered a mountain full of mole rats with a shovel."
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print "You decide to take them on. With a shovel."
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print "You're wasting time. The bears get closer."
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print "You literally have only two directions to go. Pick one."
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print "You emerge onto the shore of a beautiful lake. You see a villa a bit down the way."
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print "Upon arriving, you see tables laden with delicious food and drink."
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print "In one room, there is nothing but gold."
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print "You have trouble fathoming this ludicrous turn of events."
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print "Before you can do anything though, you are approached by an old man."
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print '''You have made it far and overcome a great many obstacles.
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There is one last challenge you must conquer, and then
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all you see before you will be yours. To enter,
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you must answer me these questions fiv- I mean three.'''
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raw_input("Okay...>")
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print "I was way more lenient than with the last group, and you STILL failed."
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dead('''The old man snaps his fingers and you are rocketed off into the air.
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As you hurtle back towards the ground, you scream "Auuuuuugh!"
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Famous last words.''')
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print "1. WHAT- is your favorite color?"
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input = raw_input("? ")
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print "Wrong... It's ok though. I'll let it slide, this time."
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print "2. What is the capital of Assyria?"
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input = raw_input("? ")
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if "Assur" in input or "assur" in input:
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print "...*stunned silence*..."
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print "...you got it! No one ever gets that!"
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print "Congrats! Last question."
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print "*The old man sighs*"
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print "No, but no one ever gets that. Whatever, last question."
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print "1. What is the air-speed of an unladen swallow?"
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input = raw_input("? ")
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if ("African" in input or "african" in input) and ("European" in input or "european" in input):
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print "'What? I don't know that!'"
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print "The old man suddenly rockets up into the air as if by magic."
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print "'AAAAUUUUuuuuugughhh....."
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print "He is gone. The house is yours!"
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print "Wrong again. You were so close too..."
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print "Congratulations! You've won!"
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print "You gain access to the house and live out the rest of your days in splendor."
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print "On your journey here, you killed %d molerats." % kills
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print "Heartless bastard."
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elif 1 <= kills <= 4:
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print "You could've done worse."
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print "You've got a big heart. Or your a coward. One of the two."
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raw_input("You're done! Thanks for playing.")
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##########################################################
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print "Welcome to \'The Adventure.\'"
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print "What is your name, traveler?"
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name = raw_input("> ")
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print "Welcome, %s. Are you ready to begin?" % name