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<div id="results"><ol><li><div id="ch860626" class="clicker">26/06/86--->Everbody I know has either <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV or a VCR! They can watch anything they want! But me? I have to watch dumb ol' summer repeats! I have to watch the same garbage over and over! How cruelly we mistreat you Calvin. ... so then he gave me "Oliver Twist" to read, and said I might identify with it. Rats ... and "Sorority Row Horror" is on <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> tonight. Calvin complains that everyone has <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV or a VCR. He rants on about having to watch summer repeats. Dad comments on how cruelly mistreated Calvin is. In his room, Calvin tells Hobbes that Dad gave him a copy of "Oliver Twist" so that he could identify with it. Hobbes is upset because "Sorority Row Horror" is on <strong class="match term0">cable</strong>.

</div></li><li></li><li><div id="ch910912" class="clicker">12/09/91--->Everbody I know has either <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV or a VCR! They can watch anything they want! But me? I have to watch dumb ol' summer repeats! I have to watch the same garbage over and over! How cruelly we mistreat you Calvin. ... so then he gave me "Oliver Twist" to read, and said I might identify with it. Rats ... and "Sorority Row Horror" is on <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> tonight.

</div></li><li></li><li><div id="ch931007" class="clicker">07/10/93--->Miss Wormwood, I'm not going to learn this material unless you make it enthralling. I see. And what will you do if the rest of your life doesn't entertain you every minute? What, ... you think I'll live in someplace that doesn't get <strong class="match term0">cable</strong>?! Calvin tells Miss Wormwood he isn't going to learn the material until she makes it enthralling. Miss Wormwood asks what he'll do if the rest of his life doesn't entertain him. Calvin asks if Miss Wormwood thinks he'll live someplace that doesn't get <strong class="match term0">cable</strong>.

</div></li><li></li><li><div id="ch901005" class="clicker">05/10/90--->Where's your TV screen? My fall lineup got cancelled. Dad said one TV in the house was bad enough, and he preferred the one with the volume control. Maybe you should go <strong class="match term0">cable</strong>. I've got an idea for a sit-com called "Father knows zilch".Hobbes asks where Calvin's TV screen is. Calvin tells him his fall lineup got cancelled. Dad said one TV in the house was enough, and he preferred the one with the volume control. Hobbes suggests that Calvin go <strong class="match term0">cable</strong>. Calvin has an idea for a sitcom called "Father Knows Zilch".

</div></li><li></li><li><div id="ch940930" class="clicker">30/09/94--->Where's your TV screen? My fall lineup got cancelled. Dad said one TV in the house was bad enough, and he preferred the one with the volume control. Maybe you should go <strong class="match term0">cable</strong>. I've got an idea for a sit-com called "Father knows zilch".

</div></li><li></li><li><div id="ch920829" class="clicker">29/08/92--->We've got to get <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV, Dad. No, we don't. But people across the country are watching different TV shows than we are! If we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous? We can't rely on monolithic natworks to provide uniform national blandness anymore! There's still McDonald's and Wal-Mart. But they don't come into our HOMES! Calvin tells Dad they need to get <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV. He says people across the country watch different TV shows than they are. He asks what will keep their culture homogeneous if they don't watch the same TV. Dad suggests there's still McDonald's and Wal-mart. Calvin complains they don't come into their homes.

</div></li><li></li><li><div id="ch890718" class="clicker">18/07/89--->Look, Dad. There's a town coming up. See the sign? Why don't we pull off, find a nice motel, and just stay THERE for our vacation? We could swim in the pool and have air conditioning and color <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV and room service! No one would have to know we didn't camp! I wouldn't tell anyone! We could even go to the store, buy a big fish, take your picture with it, and say you caught it! Can't we, Dad? Can't we turn off here? Yes, let's! Now don't YOU start! Driving along the road, Calvin tells Dad there is a town coming up. He suggests they just pull off, find a nice motel, and stay there for their vacation. They could swim in the pool, have air conditioning, <strong class="match term0">cable</strong> TV, and room service. No one would have to know they didn't camp. Calvin won't tell. He suggests they can go to the store, buy a big fish, take his picture with it, and say they caught it. He asks Dad if they can. Mom thinks that's a good idea. Dad looks at her and tells her not to start.

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