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High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven:
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Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high
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saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it
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smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the
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people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and
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breakfast cereals, and lima bean-
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High Priest: Skip a bit, brother.
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Bro. Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take
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out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
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*Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the
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counting shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not count, and neither
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count thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is
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RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached,
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then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being
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naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
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-- Monty Python, "The Holy Hand Grenade"
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